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Anonymous asked:
idk who you mean has the worst takes bc i only follow like three tma blogs but i am Dying to know ........ please drop the worst takes youve seen so far
Contenders For The Worst TMA Takes:
- "Why are people shipping Lonely Eyes when WTGF is right there, a canon wlw relationship? It must be lesbophobia, and the fact that no one appreciates female characters :("
- (Real answer: Georgie sucks, but not as much as Melanie, unlike Peter and Elias who are both sexy and righteous and have rights.)
- Tim Stoker Can't Be Alinged With The Desolation Because He Obviously Has BPD So Therefore You're Demonising Personality Disorders
- Tim Stoker Can’t Be Aligned With The Desolation Because He Is Often Portrayed As A CoC So Therefore It Would Be Racist
- Literally anything that anyone has ever said about OG!Elias, apart from what my trusted mutuals have said because unlike everyone else they have taste
- Anyone implying that fanon appearances should be taken as canon, and the subsequent treatment of all discourse as though people who say X about [character] should take the character's fanon race into account... RIP to everyone who treats fanon as canon but I'm too sexy for that
- Fanon Martin in general
- Everyone (including the myriad of trans guys, from my observations) who headcanons trans Elias is being transphobic because something something Elias is a body-hopping monster
- Something something Elias, something something homophobia in general
- "MichaelGerry is problematic because age differences :("
- The nutcase who said that I was deliberately triggering survivors when I declinedto tag for noncon on the fic where Michael rips out Gerry's collarbone with its teeth (yes this literally happened)
- “If you ship [insert non-canon mlm pairing here], but don’t ship Dasira, then you’re Bad.”
- “If you ship Dasira then you’re excusing police brutality.”
- “If you like Daisy then you’re supporting police brutality.”
- “Jonny Sims didn’t include sexual assault because that would be too close to Real Trauma that could happen to Real People, unlike all of the other Real Trauma depicted in the series!”
- “Jonny Sims didn’t include sexual assault in his horror podcast and therefore it’s morally wrong if you include it in your fanworks!”
- Elias forcing Jon to end the world should be/can only be read as a metaphor for sexual assault
- The Magnus Archives is a metaphor for capitalism
- Avatars are a metaphor for capitalism
- Avatars are a metaphor for unhealthy coping mechanisms
- The Spiral is a metaphor for mental illness/psychosis, exclusively
- ... so therefore, it is unacceptable if you draw the Distortion dressed in bright, trippy colours
- Feral Archivist discourse
- Literally anything that treats certain characters as being inherently more morally correct/innocent than others
- People who spell Jon with an H
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